Totally Inappropriate PC Swap #17 - USA

For this swap, you'll send one inappropriate postcard to one partner, naked and stamped.

Requirements aside from the theme:
● Send something you would like, as in not smudged, torn, or otherwise damaged or not sturdy.
● Content of the note is sender's choice.
● Zazzle or anything store bought or professionally printed are allowed. Handmade are also allowed, just make sure it's well done (no sticker slapping; one or two is fine, but no hasty artwork. Make sure it's something you'd love to receive yourself! Adhere items well and no loose glitter please).

Inappropriate themes can include sexual themes, nudity/risque, swear words, drugs, dark humor, or sacrilegious themes. No racism, homophobia, other discrimination, or depictions of cruelty to children or animals. The goal is to keep this group fun and filthy, not ignorant. Pornographic selfies not allowed, thanks. :P