Micro fiction #4 (D)

This swap will be a continuation of the alphabet series. Your micro fiction subject should start with the Letter "D" Since this is micro fiction, your writing (the fiction) should be around 150 words!

As a twist, the writing should be done on any "item" and mailed naked. When I say any item, I mean other than a postcard, letter, etc. Your writing if done properly will provide entertainment for your mail carrier as s/he will be able to read it!