Funny, Scroogey Christmas Card (Skanky?)

Description:
OK Some of you have done the dirty skank cards in other groups and they are sooo fun. They are put down cards and I know everyone here is familiar with the scrooge sooo lets make 2 scrooge or just funny cards for one partner. They don't have to have Scrooge on them they can just be funny, silly, or put down cards. Just something you could send to someone to make them smile this holiday season. Please no religous jokes tho' And because it is the holiday season they can be store bought or handmade.

1 partner 2 cards with envies

Baaa hum bug lets come up with some fun and humorous cards.