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goddessamy on Apr 22, 2008:

I took today off sick. I feel like shit. My sister is off sick as well. It totally and utterly SUCKS

goddessamy on Apr 21, 2008:

Yeah I havent had a drink since I found out which was just after my 21st bday thank god.

My 21st was spent drinking copious amounts out of a giant cup with "PIMP" written on it in rhinestones. I feel so bad for that now. My kid is going to be born with a hangover. lol

goddessamy on Apr 21, 2008:

i need a good gin & tonic thats what i need (that was the baby talking)

goddessamy on Apr 21, 2008:

I'm a walking demonstration on why you should wear condoms.

No, but honestly pregnancy is nice at times. It's nice to feel the baby kicking and its nice that everyone is interested in it. But it's just super tiring...

actually to be honest im not feeling the best at the moment. its nearly midnight and i feel yuck as.. blegh

goddessamy on Apr 21, 2008:

yeah the doctor said to massage my perenium so i wont split when the baby comes (wow i realy dont hold back) and i was like.. hmm. no.. thanks anyway.. unless u have an appropriate man to do the rubbing Im all out on that one. He just looked at me... but u know.. lube might come in handy for that...

I recieved the nipple cream today to help with cracked nipples. I was just like.. hmm does anyone ever send out condoms to pregnant women.. coz seriously thats all thats going to be helping them in the future.. why doesnt anyone send out candles or a machete.. i mean.. not machete.. like.. something relaxing rather then here have a pamplet so u can tell why ur kids shit is that colour.. thanks..

goddessamy on Apr 21, 2008:

of course there are nice things about being pregnant.. I just cant think of any...

snail trails feature highly, sweating profusly, recieving free nipple cream, sanitary pads and breast pads in the mail (and actually being excited when you get them), random undesirables rubbing your belly like your a buddah.. its all endless joy

goddessamy on Apr 21, 2008:

Dude I am sick almost constantly. I am 24 weeks tomorrow N they lie when they say it gets better after 12 weeks. It got worse for me. I'm no longer vomiting after every meal but I feel like I want to still which is just as well..

Sleepyness is defiantly always there, except its hard to sleep witha big bump in the way. :P

OH and the impending feeling of doom and disaster is a real possibility. Like the fact that I know there is a sandwich in the fridge that i really wanna eat.. but its so far awayyyyy

goddessamy on Apr 21, 2008:

Oh ive got plenty of secrets. its just which one to choose! im at home now. its supposidly cold but im sweating augh

goddessamy on Apr 21, 2008:

oh n i work in an incoming call ctr selling insurance. lame

goddessamy on Apr 21, 2008:

i've dropped my ATC swaps to (well most of them) and i joined a virgin atc swap so beginners can do it and see how they go i guess. i might make some postsecret oones tonight. did u make ur postcards or did u modify one

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