Ransom letter? ;P

Thank you for the advent calendars! They arrived today, the bf will be chuffed! Love my wifey! Xx

Of course not. I'm the queen of being a cunt. :) Lol. I really thank you for thinking of me. You are a doll!!

You sneaky little woman. When your wifey told me that it wasn't her that sent something for my bday - I know it has to be you. I can only hope nude photos of a certain gardner are inside :D I love ya Pookie♥

I hope you had the bestest birthday ever ever!! That one orange was such a whore by the way. :( The nerve.