(giggle!)

P.S. Happy belated birthday!!!!!

Never trust a banana, I always say.

Shall we run away and have a fruity affair? Lol just having tea and scones in Southport :-)

That's it! I'm moving to England! How big is your couch?

They are being quite rude. Then again, they are males. No bacon for them until they call!! That'll fix em.

I meant he was the bully. I'd have thrown the drink down my own shorts. Sheeeesh. ;)

Shirtless? I call that harassment. What a bully!!!

I meant I threaten them with baths. Typos suck assballs.

I actually fire bats out of my catcave. I threaten them with bats first so they're fierce motherfudgers :)